| Franchise |
QB | RB | WR | TE | PK | Def |
| Sky's The Limit | Orton, K
Smith, A
Warner, K | Buckhalter, C
McFadden, D
Peterson, A
Portis, C
Taylor, C | Bess, D
Burleson, N
Edwards, B
Gage, J
Smith, S | Boss, K
Scheffler, T | Crosby, M | Bengals, C
Vikings, M |
| Rachet City Trap Stars | Campbell, J
Rodgers, A | Jones-Drew, M
McClain, L
Morris, M
Norwood, J
Smith, K | Berrian, B
Clayton, M
Crayton, P
Holt, T
Johnson, A
Nicks, H | Gates, A | Brown, K
Gostkowski, S | Bills, B
Giants, N |
| TEAM MRC | Cassel, M
Garrard, D
Stafford, M | Bradshaw, A
Snelling, J
Thomas, P
Ward, D
Westbrook, B | Chambers, C
Harvin, P
Jackson, D
Ochocinco, C
Owens, T
Washington, N | Heap, T
Shockey, J | Carpenter, D | Ravens, B |
| Big Kahuna's | Brees, D
Hill, S
Manning, E | Bush, M
Choice, T
Goodson, M
Jacobs, B
Johnson, C
Moore, M | Britt, K
Fitzgerald, L
Meachem, R
Rice, S
Wayne, R | Davis, V | Kaeding, N
Prater, M | Steelers, P |
| Knappie Nation | Hasselbeck, M
Rivers, P | Bush, R
Graham, E
Hightower, T
Jones, J
Parker, W
Wells, C
White, L | Avery, D
Boldin, A
Evans, L
Ginn Jr., T
Hester, D | Keller, D | Gould, R | Bears, C
Jets, N |
| Desert Griffyn's | Favre, B
Romo, T | Gore, F
Harrison, J
Moreno, K
Tomlinson, L | Austin, M
Breaston, S
Bruce, I
Caldwell, A
Colston, M
Crabtree, M | Winslow, K
Witten, J | Carney, J
Rackers, N | Cowboys, D
Saints, N |
| Caustic Existential Blabbermouths | Schaub, M
Young, V | Barber, M
Brown, C
Brown, R
Moats, R
Rice, R
Williams, C | Moss, S
Royal, E
Sims-Walker, M
Ward, H
White, R | Celek, B
Olsen, G | Elam, J
Feely, J | 49ers, S |
| Devil's Rejects | Flacco, J
Palmer, C | Fargas, J
Forte, M
Greene, S
Jackson, F
Sproles, D
Turner, M | Coles, L
Garcon, P
Smith, S
Wallace, M
Walter, K | Carlson, J
Finley, J | Longwell, R | Broncos, D
Cardinals, A |
| Filthy Animals | Brady, T
Cutler, J | Charles, J
Coffee, G
Forsett, J
Grant, R
Morris, S
Stewart, J | Floyd, M
Jackson, V
Johnson, B
Johnson, C
Maclin, J
Marshall, B | Pettigrew, B
Shiancoe, V | Tynes, L | Packers, G |
| Butte Holes | Manning, P | Benson, C
Lewis, J
Maroney, L
McGahee, W
Mendenhall, R
Scott, B
Williams, D | Knox, J
Mason, D
Moss, R
Welker, W | Clark, D
Miller, H | Graham, S
Reed, J | Dolphins, M
Patriots, N |
| Reservoir Dogs | Roethlisberger, B
Ryan, M | Betts, L
Brown, D
Jones, F
Jones, T
McCoy, L
Slaton, S | Cotchery, J
Driver, D
Holmes, S
Houshmandzadeh, T
Williams, R | Miller, Z
Watson, B | Folk, N
Lindell, R | Eagles, P |
| Kill 'em All | McNabb, D
Sanchez, M | Addai, J
Jackson, S
Lynch, M
Williams, R | Bennett, E
Bowe, D
Collie, A
Henderson, D
Jennings, G
Manningham, M | Cooley, C
Gonzalez, T | Akers, D | Chargers, S
Colts, I
Seahawks, S |
